Super Emo Holiday Part nine teenz

The only gay in the village.

Super Emo Holiday Part Ate Ten

Last night my girlfriend told me "THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE!" So I got up to look and to throw a few roundhouses at an intruder before he turned on me and beat me to a pulp. There was no one in any part of the house. Not even in the kitchen with the knives. So I went back to bed. Then she said "I saw their faces through the skylight up there".
We don't have a skylight.

Super Emo Holiday Part Sevunteehn

The other day I went for a surf. It wasn't that great but I saw arguably the best bodyboarder in the world walking up the track after a surf. I know people probably see him surf all the time but I was a little chuffed. Didn't even see him catch a wave.

Super Emo Holiday Part 14 through to16

Mad pash fest. Red hot


Frazzle

super Emo Holiday Part 13

I found an old stencil from ages ago and made some stickers. I got up. Mad shout outs to Ghostface killah, Vikki the Viking and the Kanagroo Creek gang. Dolarmites are toast.

Barnett - I'm coming for you.

Super Emo Holiday Part 12

I got a $60 parking fine at ten o'clock at night in Subiaco. Something's got to change Barnett, something's got to change!

Also, well done to the Tigers for being the only AFL club to have some balls. Demitriou - you're a fat womble. I hope you get done for stat rape! Ha!

Super Emo Holiday Part Eleventy

Super Emo Holiday Part Ex

Down the road from my house, in a semi-industrial enclave, sits a small shop called "MR WEEZEE SATAY". Whenever I see it I question the use of 'Weezee'. Why go with weezee? Is it some sort of boast? "We use so much of the peanuts that it make your throat constrict all anaphylaxis like!". I could make them a television ad. The theme song could be a strained "Wheezee - wheezee" which gets more strained and breathless with each repetition. This would be an excellent ad and Mr Weezee would probably like it so much that he would allow me to eat his special satay off the lino of his office floor like I have always wanted to. I don't think Mr Weezee chose his profession wisely. A name like that is more suited to a purveyor of insulation batts or an asbestos removal consultant.

I've actually met an asbestos/environmental consultant before. He didn't really wheeze. He was more a wet man. A bit clammy around the ears. Besides a bit of perspiration around the old clams, he was a pleasant fellow.

Last night I saw a young man who looked like the physical incarnation of primary school sex joke. He was all sneaky and slight of frame. He had a shaved head and seemed to be smirking about someone drinking a piss or a stiffy or poofters sword fighting or wankers cramp or how Mrs Clancy-Warrel is a fat bitch who would probably kill her husband if they had sex. Someone should have locked him up. I can't believe there are such perves inhabiting Perth's Public houses. Barnett has gotta do something, he really does.

Super Emo Holiday Part Nein

Social commentary. That's what's been lacking a shaq-a-lacking. So here, I lay down some observations.
Colin Barnett = Tombstone teeth. He's got these ratty broken fronts that have gaps big enough to fit a lego head replete in lego space headwear. He also has this curtain of jowl that seems to flop over the front of his collar and blocks the view of his half windsor. He seems to sweat, some form of right-wing vinegar substance, and goes pink like a lump of grainy silverside. His nose looks like it's had a bit of a nibble from a few rats drawn by his posthumous breath. Judging by his physical appearance I can safely say he is a chronic masturbator with a horrendously poor diet. Premier material? Yeah, he's pretty much what WA deserves. Man I hate West Australians.

super Emo Holiday Part Ate

Fresh wood

Super Emo Holiday Part Sayvun

Alan Jones is so suffocating. He's like an algae slime that neutralises oxygen, he steals the breath of handsome young men. I can't believe he was a teacher. I can imagine him brushing boy's hair at two at night under the flurous in his housemasters accommodation. Ugh! He's so scummy.

Super Emo Holiday Part Sux

About as fun as yesterday got.

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I'm reading Jones Town. God, Alan Jones is a scummy creep. He makes sick. I'm getting sick of him and his pathetic life after only reading 50 pages. After finishing the book I'm probably going to want to stick him with a rusty screwdriver. Put him to the knife dero style.

Super Emo Holiday Part Vee

This wasn't today but I like to think of it as an 'every day' or a 'john smith' if you will. Coffee, girl, me talking.
EDIT: Server not responding. will upload photo some other time. Figures.
Actually if only today was like the photo. Easy, simple. Instead I drank a horse trough of 'red death' and hurt my hand. Bad day. Would have preferred John Smith.

Super Emo Holiday Part quart

I got like my like super like emo art fag on today. Potato prints like kindy cool.







I also got an haircuttus. Whoah

Super Emo Holiday Part Tre

Alecia, Louie and I sat on the lawn and played with a tennis ball. I ate eel, and sashimi for lunch and actually purchased some christmas presents.

I got the Deaf Wish 7" as well. It's awesome.

Super Emo Holiday Part Deux

A guy at the skatepark asked me if I was in a band "Are you in a band? With that hair I was just thinking you were. You look like a bit like an electric or a bass. You know I used to have long hair. Check this out (pulls out mobile and proceeds to play a video). I taped that from the library. This fucking nuts kid fucking jumped the fucking fence. He did it with no shirt on. Then he put a shirt on and tried it but he went over but his board went over there. He was like 50 kilos, I used to be 60 when i was like anorexic. They had cameras - I think they were making one of those extreme documentary things".

Super Emo Holiday Part 1.

I am going to post a photo every night for every day of my holiday. This will inspire me, in part, to make sure I lead a super radical extremo existence everyday. Today I had an ache in me gulliver. I ate dodgy mexican food. I said" I feel sick. I think I have the food poisoning" and a ginger said "racist!". I walked around Subi today. Man, that place is pretty boring. I had some ramen at Wagamamma's and drank the soup with a wooden ladel. I wasn't sure if that's what you're meant to do but that's what I did. I teh punx.

This dog jumped into the river and swam out real deep. Obviously doesn't know about the great swan river bull shark. Fins up, claws out, swan river bull shark is what I'm talkin' about! He made my dog seem a little poofy.



Dear diary,
goodbye.