Chris Came - Boy Genius

I found these on Google SketchUp's 3D Wharehouse. For those of you who don't know, SketchUp is a free CAD program that's pretty easy to use (and frustratingly crumby at the same time). Anyway, you can download components that users have contributed and use them in your model. Some nerds have spent hours upon hours crafting hoover vacuum cleaners and the engines of Honda SUV's. Chris Came, however, has contributed something much more worth while than white-goods or japanese motors.

Exhibit A:

X Men Are Here Top Secret

"about x-men"

Exhibit B:

da 18$

"a man with a spray can who sprays da 18$ and chris is lil c trying to tell rappers that it does not mater if your not a rapper you can still become one."

I can't work out if he is 7 or a retard. Either way, he's awesome.

This Modern Life

A lecturer had the nerve to lecture me on how good my life was and how in ten years time I would be reminiscing about how much time I had to get things done and that I would be holding a nappy in one hand and a fork in the other trying to catch a snippet of news to see how my finances were doing today. His lecturer told him the same thing when he was a student and he bumped into him ten years later and told him he was right.

So i should be grateful. I should of put more effort into my fucking piece of shit cardboard model because in ten years time I'm going to be wishing that I was gluing that cardboard late at night and that I wasn't 34 living a shit life. Greato!

Don't get it twisted

For ruhl.

Richard Brautigan tickled by explosions of watermellon sugar

You know when you get a smidge drunk? Just when your face starts getting all hot and your heart beats like a battery in a pouch? And someone starts talking about something, some task or service, and they're saying 'I'm thinking of doing this' or 'getting this done' ? And you say 'I can do that! I'll do that!" and they say "really?" and look all happy because you are offering them something excellent for nothing. You're doing it because you're a great fucking guy and solving problems/providing solutions is your gig mannnnnn. And they're all happy and you drink one of their beers from their fridge because, well, you're helping them out and it's one big positive vibe fest.

And you go to do the thing that you said you could do. 'No problemo' you said. And then you try and you can't do it. Like it takes you ten hours instead of that 30 minutes you pictured when your face was hot.

I hate that.