Thursday, July 23, 2009

Blood and Guts and Fat Kidz.

I have a shirt I bought in Japan that i'm not sure about. Sometimes it looks like an old man's hanky.

I saw a fat 11 year old kid riding high in the saddle on a mountain bike that was way too big for him. He was pretty much a ranga. He had a shirt that said "Shit happens". I figure he was probably wearing it as a nod to 1994. He was next level.

Also, I was browsing an online recipe website and followed their links to 'Top blogs' and found this :
By *eclectRicity*

A Pregnant Pause...

Jul. 19, 2009 9:21 pm
Updated: Jul. 22, 2009 8:03 pm
Woo-hoo, I did it! I made LTH's second best brownie cupcakes, which for some odd reason I want to call Pregnant Cupcakes. I wonder why that is...

I used Betty Crocker fudge brownie mix and Duncan Hines Red Velvet cake mix.
I did make a few changes... in the brownies I omitted the oil, eggs, and water, and used a mashed banana and 3 tablespoons of mayonnaise. I know that sounds kinda weird, but it worked great and I don't have to worry about partially cooked eggs. And in the cake mix I used the substitution of applesauce for the oil, except I substituted a banana for the applesauce. Okay, so I like bananas! And I frosted them with my Creamy Coconut Cream Cheese Frosting that's in AR Purgatory - basically butter, cream cheese, coconut milk, flavoring, salt, and powdered sugar. I thought it might be easier to pipe the frosting on than to spoon it on... easier, yeah, if you make a habit of wrestling engorged, disembodied cow udders (I maybe should have made a half recipe of my frosting, LOL).

I took pictures of my journey. I apologize for the quality; I had to take them with my cell phone (and I'm not that hot a photographer to begin with).

Ewww, looks like a bowlful of cake blood being offered up to the kitchen gods.

A tray full of surrogate cupcake moms, implanted with their brownie babies.

Look, it's Octo-Mom plus one!

Man. Mayonaise in a cake? WHYTHEFUCKWOULDYOUDOSOMETHINGLIKETHAT? Oh, I know so you don't have to worry about partially cooked eggs. Of course! Don't worry about cracking a dozen eggs for your next pavlova. You can just use a big jar of Praise Mayonaise and a few cups of sugar. Eggs/ Mayonaise - same thing.

Also: wrestling engorged, disembodied cow udders
I look at her face and when I read this. I'm pretty sure she's one of those women that tries to steal babies. Look at the pictures of the gooey red brownie orgy. You know she's planning on some kind of home c-section atrocity.

And this:
Cupcake C-Section

She's going to cut someone up. I've warned you.

Also, she uses LOL. Case closed.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i'm also detecting a whiff of reality tv viewer