On Television

On television, the news reporter swore. She was outside a building where the Prime Minster was talking to old people about talcum powder cyclones and stolen shopping trollies. The news reporter waited for a live cross. She had an electric beetle in her ear. She waited for the signal from the news reader. She waited. She waited some more. Then she said "........fuck, why isn't this working?"

It was the best thing I have seen on television all week and that includes watching George from Masterchef rock back on his heels and punctuate every word with a flap of his arm and a splutter. Actually I hate that. I'd like to tie him up and feed him canned meat and powdered custard until he vomited waves of Hawthorn banners.



It was the best thing ever. I think I am an Alicia O'flaherty fan. She's the baddest.

Swearing and doing rad stuff. All day, every day. 24 7 non stop.