My friend went to Indonesia and saw the biggest flower in the world.
"What, Elton John?" I said.
Then I repeated it to everyone I met for the next week. Maximum mileage. Loathed worldwide.
My girlfriend is a dreamer. In bed asleep she talks. In bed asleep she groans. In bed asleep she clicks her mouth and barrel rolls. The other night I walked into the room and she said "Are you the admitting consultant on the ward?"
"It's me" I said.
"Are you going to admit these patients?" She asked.
"I don't admit anyone. My job is being cool"
"Well I'm going to have to do it then". And she huffed.