Walked around shop with my cardigan inside out. Kris Kross 2011 next level swag.
Talked to weird guy behind checkout. He had one of those forced fatigued voices that level 7 nerd wizards like to employ in work situations. "I'mmmmmmmm havinggggggg a bad dayyyyyyy. Any day is baddddddd when you are at workkkkkkkkk." One of those voices that can't be attributed to any specific region - a timbre grown from watching Two and a Half Men and youtube vids of sassy Brits reviewing Ben Stiller films. So lazy, so unwholesome.
I guessed he'd prefer to be at home watching Glee and eating microwaved chicken nuggets.
I liked the kid. He told me to "Havvvvvvee a nice day" and then probably whispered "Go fuck yourself".