Friday, March 02, 2007

Major in Margerine. Minor in Orange J

My new name is Shandwick Collostomy. I drink chocolate milk out of a plastic bag through aqaurium tubes. I wear nothing but off white;string vests, Y-fronts, bus driver socks and karate shoes. No one messes with me. I get my own seat on the bus. I bite hot pies and let gravy spew down over my milky white chest. I am desicated dandruff. I am grease. I am yeast. Feel my sweaty palms.

Forever bum cracks and armpits,
Shandwick Colostomy.


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Thanks for the comment. I very much like your hair, perhaps we could hold each other?