My new name is Shandwick Collostomy. I drink chocolate milk out of a plastic bag through aqaurium tubes. I wear nothing but off white;string vests, Y-fronts, bus driver socks and karate shoes. No one messes with me. I get my own seat on the bus. I bite hot pies and let gravy spew down over my milky white chest. I am desicated dandruff. I am grease. I am yeast. Feel my sweaty palms.
Forever bum cracks and armpits,