Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Corn King Christ Mite

I saw an ad in the local newspaper of a drunk looking woman. She was wearing a plum coloured dress and it looked like the shot had been taken in someone's backyard or at an expo with free drinks. She had lots of make up on and a bit of that ruddy cheeked booze glow.

What is this ad for? I thought. In my brain.

Podiatry! Of course. It's podiatry. If I go to a podiatrist to have a few grams of corns sanded off my little toes I want to know what the podiatrist looks like. There's no way I fronting up to find that the foot doctor is a red head or other undesirable character. I expect all podiatrists will start including head shots. If you're working on feet, you need a head shot. It's pretty much the rules.

Some people have foot fetishes.

6 comments:

rickybob said...

i bet u got reel purty feet,u could show me no one would have to no it could just be our little secret

SC said...

Man. My little toes are more munted than Colin Barnett's teeth.

stasi said...

be very careful or Fräulein might find herself transferred somewhere very far from zee BEACH!

Jimmy Hats said...

They didn't call the bad guys on teenage mutant ninja turtles the foot clan for nothing.

meat is B12 said...

the king is dead,long live the king (possibly not actually dead)

EarWane said...

There should be a podiatrist register in Australia so we know where all the podiatrists live - so we can make choices - about where to send our children - to what schools - these people are animals - these animals are not even people - is there a cost - i would foot this bill - would be no mean feat - maybe we could move them all to footscray. And then burn that motherfucker down