Wednesday, March 01, 2006

I'm broke. I'm wondering if I should use my shed as a meth lab or as a DIY tattoo studio. Which one would make more dough?
I don't know anything about manufacturing drugs but it can't be any harder than mixing crushed No Doze with some Napi San. Maybe i could make counterfeit sporting goods. Mad Magazine said home tattoos are only a matter of a sewing needle, steel guitar strings and some ink. I have all that. Does anyone want some flaming dice?

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