Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Last night my girlfriend told me "THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE!" So I got up to look and to throw a few roundhouses at an intruder before he turned on me and beat me to a pulp. There was no one in any part of the house. Not even in the kitchen with the knives. So I went back to bed. Then she said "I saw their faces through the skylight up there".
We don't have a skylight.