PO Bollox

I've gone to get my passport two times this week and been denied each time. The first time they were too busy. You don't 'need' an appointment but you need an appointment. The second time they wouldn't process it because my guarantor had changed a letter from an 's' to a 'c'! You fascists at the post office, you're killing me. I have a feeling it's going to take me at least three weeks to get them to finally process it. I asked the repeatedly today that everything else besides the small alteration was ok and they said 'yes'. I should have gotten that in writing. I should have recorded it with a camera. I should have made them sign I stat dec. I know when I return something else will be wrong. Post Office Nazis, Howard is dead. Go down to the carpark and cram yourself full of Postman Pat DVDs.