Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Fingering. Behind the shops.

My butcher is missing his ring finger. He must have chopped it off while sawing through a ham hock. Maybe his wife boned a baker. Got a bun in the womb. He cut it off as a poetic gesture.

When he turned his back the other butcher sexually assaulted the apprentice with it. I think this probably happened.

1 comment:

who will buy said...

barber,butcher,baker..cobbler? blacksmith?. getting your quaint on