I got my wisdom teeth yanked out. I feel like some guy that's licked an electric eel while getting face stomped by a chubby hooker (at reasonable prices). I look like shit. I am sick of soup and dairy based deserts. I want to eat yo.
Check the swell from this
to this 24 hours later
I admit I look like some kind of sex pest in the first photo but I look like a sex pest that collects model cars and watches 60 Minutes in the second one.