Swollen Memories

I got my wisdom teeth yanked out. I feel like some guy that's licked an electric eel while getting face stomped by a chubby hooker (at reasonable prices). I look like shit. I am sick of soup and dairy based deserts. I want to eat yo.

Check the swell from this


to this 24 hours later


I admit I look like some kind of sex pest in the first photo but I look like a sex pest that collects model cars and watches 60 Minutes in the second one.
Spitting blood