Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The key to getting girls: Part 0ne

Let them eat as much chocolate as they want (this is a large amount). Hold their hand and take them out the backyard for a vomit.

I know a red head kid that stuck a knife in the mouth of his girlfriend's fish to remove a rock (this is code). He now calls himself the 'Fish surgeon' (V. crude).

1 comment:

jungle lung said...

somehow you make a very innocent and heroic deed sound perverted. well done old boy!