Monday, June 23, 2008

I sent this to Eagle Boys pizza- It seemed funnier as i was writing it. In retrospect- uh

I am probably asking the wrong guys the question but one of the managers in there seems to know a little bit about nutrition. i was just wondering if someone could tell how much pizza a five year old should be eating. My son, Mathhew, is getting through bout two slices of pizza - it doesn't seem enough for a boy his age. Is there a recommended serving size for kids. I'd like to see him eat about 6 slices in a sitting. Not sure if that is too much though- I eat about two wholes each time but I do a lot of weights and work a twenty five hour week. Any advice would be great.

*I just got a response. It's actually not funny. Obviously I'm not a master of Internet pranks.
Hi Shay,

Thanks for your email. Unfortunately we are not qualified to offer you advise on this subject and would suggest that you approach a qualified nutritionist for advise on quantities your son should be eating.

Thanks again, and we look forward to your continued patronage



1 comment:

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