Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Kewpie Mayonnaise Love Buzz

For the bed bug bite fans, another banger, three days in. I'm more rugged and raw than Wu-Tang. I'm the welt king, crown me Prince Pustule, rub me down with ointment and pump me so full of antihistamine that I day sleep through a whole week and my cheeks glow warm. The bites are still hanging round although I don't look so leperish- more like a 5 year old with a belly full of chicken pox.

You know somedays I listen to Nirvana Bleach over and over again. Sometimes I walk to the fridge over and over again and there's still no food so I squeeze a length of Kewpie mayonnaise on my fingers and eat it. And I get all momentarily buzzed on the amazing complexity of this fabulous Japanese mayonnaise. Then I feel sick. Fucking sick.

I'm so itchy. Bloody hell.


Anonymous said...

i'm more of a crabs person really.

SC said...

I too am a crabs fan. There's more than a few lobsters in my reef if you know what I mean, and I don't have the heart to turf them out.

One Love

Anonymous said...

idiot, don't you know mayonnaise is for making cupcakes? not finger licking goodness
prawns on the other hand are great finger licking treats