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- Jazz Master Mellon: Mustard Mountain
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- Ethnography. Crow Magnum Man
- Super Emo Lonesome Friday Night
- Fizzzz I wish. I wish for fizzzz.
- More of Me, Less TV part Deux
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- http://sleepeat.blogspot.com/ I'm interested in crime. Thought crime. I think about gambling, illegal gambling! I have an Arts degree. If I don't get a job in the next year, it's basically worth dirt. And not the kind of dirt you gold pan in, i'm talking the kinda dirt drunks have under their fingernails. Nine to five slave wage dirt.
3 comments:
woteva.
Joke is of course that your girlfriend eventually comes home. So it's like pretend lonesome right. Oh man she doesn't get home until NINE FUCKING THIRTY. WHO IS GOING TO MAKE ME OVEN BAKED WEDGES. ALL I COULD MAKE FOR DINNER WAS TOAST. MY CUP OF TEA IS COLD. DO I MICROWAVE IT? HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS? DO I HAVE HOW MANY TEASPOONS OF SUGAR? WHERE IS THE SUGAR? WHAT'S THE TIME. OH. NINE. I'LL JUST WAIT THEN.
She comes home at 12.30 man. That's like the morning! And I don't have a microwave. I threw it in the bin at my old place because I was scared it was leaking radiation and nuking my testes. I just get so bored. I think I need to make some more friends who are 19 years old. They're always up for some carpark ollies and serious shit talking.
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